I know I promised a post immediately after the last, but my
family just visited for a few days so I’ve been busy enjoying my time with
them! (which I will be blogging about soon!) I hinted in my last post that Amanda and I had quite an adventure getting
from London to Dublin. So let me break it down…
My app SkyScanner found Amanda and I a flight for about 35
euro flying from London Luton to the Dublin Airport…. at 6am on Sunday. The flight was with RyanAir who is notorious for how awful
it is (ihateryanair.org). We wanted to get to the airport a few hours in
advance, and our hostel told us the best way to get there at that time in the
morning was to take a train to the airport for 15 pounds.
Of course, since our flight is at 6:30am, we had to leave our
hostel at 2:30am. We couldn’t take the Underground to the train station because
it shuts off from around midnight to 6am, so we had to take a cab to the train
station. So we got to the station and each bought our
train tickets.
There was a Starbucks there, so we figured we’d get some
caffeine in our system and then figure out where the next train left from. I
asked one of the security guards, and there was a group of people who were also
going to Luton and told us we could follow them in a few hours! I asked when
the train left, and they said 6am. Apparently this 24 hour train skips the
first few hours of the day on Sunday mornings only. So there goes that plan. We
knew the only other option would be to get a taxi.
Naturally, since its 3am, no one is out and we’re trying to
hail a cab from some random street corner. We didn’t know if a cab would even
take us all the way to Luton and if anyone was running at that time. We finally
got a cab and it got us to the airport at 4am. The cab ride was 129 pounds (we
had 130 pounds with us) which translates to a whole lotta dollars.
So we’re tired, sassy, broke and ready to get on this dang
plane. We get through security, everyone’s nice, the airport is empty and we
got a seat in the front of the airport and had two whole hours to kill.
We slept, played IceCream Jump on our iPhones and complained
about the lack of free WiFi in airports (and outlets by the way. I mean what is
up with that?!). Luton is the most annoying airport I’ve ever flown through and
I’ve been to a lot of airports. They have one screen in the front of the
airport that tells you where your gate is, but they don’t announce the gate
until boarding time. You know how at home you have the gate and can hang out
there until you can board? Nope. They display it 30 minutes before and everyone
sprints to the gate to get in line. And this is a big airport.
So we speed walked to our gate and we were fourth in line.
We already knew we’d have to be careful about our baggage because RyanAir
doesn’t allow more than one personal item on the flight (I can’t even have a
purse) and they charge you 50 euro for having it. So we had to shove all our
things into our bag. I had borrowed a duffle from a friend because I knew if it
was too big to fit inside the tiny compartment they say is the size of the
plane (lies) I’d have to check it, but Amanda had a rolling bag and we were
both nervous about the fees.
So the British RyanAir lady comes up to us and asks to see
our boarding passes. All The Mean Lady says is “sorry, you can’t fly with us.”
Uhm, what? Excuse me? “You need to get this boarding pass stamped. You won’t be
allowed on the plane. You can sit here and we’ll figure out how to get you on
another plane but you’ll have to pay a cancelation fee and for a new flight.”
Tears.
We had to get our boarding pass stamped. Are you kidding
me?! You made us check-in online and print our boarding passes in advance or
charge us 70 euro so we obviously didn’t got to check-in and we needed to get
it stamped? Apparently for all non-EU passports, you need a stamp from RyanAir
(not security) on your boarding pass (not the passport).
I’m crying. I mean, we paid for our flight to Dublin and to
Nice already. We booked a bus tour to the Cliffs of Moher and our hostel. Are
we just going to have to fly back to Nice? Are we going to get to Dublin
tomorrow and miss our bus tour?
The Mean Lady told us there was absolutely no way we would
make it back to check-in on time to get it stamped, go back through security
and make it back to board the plane. We were sitting down for about a minute
thinking about how terrible it was, but then we decided we had to try. I wish
we had gotten this filmed…
We SPRINTED. I mean, sprinted. We ran all the way back to
the front of the airport, through security, and to the RyanAir check in desk. I
have the duffle bag so I feel like I’m in the army or something and I’m way too
out of shape for all this nonsense. We get to the check in and all she does is
stamp it for us. Literally, she didn’t even see our passports. Okay…
So we run back. I’ve never moved so fast in my life. We get
to the front of security because they actually opened another line for us.
Thanks, Luton! We get through and the guy even helps me pack up my bag. But oh,
I lost my passport. Of course. More tears.
We found my passport underneath my bag (thank goodness) and
got back into track mode. I just laughed aloud thinking about what happened
next. So we’re running running running and Amanda’s a couple steps ahead of me
and drops her sweater off of her bag. So, being the natural athlete I am… I’m
running super fast(this is all slow motion in my head as I type this) I see the
black sweater on the ground. Amanda’s hair whips around and she spots the
sweater. Should she grab it? Should she leave it behind? Am I going to grab it
for her? I am going at full speed. Amanda staring, sweater on ground. Cue me. I
swooped up the sweater like I’m some crazy athlete and I don’t even slow down.
I have this 40 pound bag on my back that basically pushes me down but somehow I
don’t fall. We got the sweater. If you can picture ME doing this, you should
actually be laughing right now.
Okay, back to the story. So we’re running still. Everyone in
the airport is clearing their way for us like the Red Sea and yelling “Good
luck!” We hear some running behind us and realize it is a random man who was at
the same pub crawl as us a few hours before (he had gone up to Amanda and asked
where she was from. She said the U.S. and he walked away…).
The three of us are apparently all trying to catch the same
plane. We get to our gate and see The Mean Lady standing there still. We asked
if the plane had left yet and she was shocked to see we had made it. Yep, WE
MADE IT! We got through the entire airport twice and through security with
Amanda’s sweater and my passport all in 20 minutes.
The Mean Lady wanted to measure Amanda’s bag, but we just
ran right past her. We got onto the plane at 6:29, sweating like pigs and we’re
both crying because we made it.
We landed in Dublin one hour later and toured all of Dublin
that day with no sleep, a 20 minute run and a really good story.
Cheers, RyanAir.
A
Here’s a stunningly beautiful photo of us from after our sprint:
And here’s some photos from this week with my family to
redeem myself:
My sister and her godmother, Jean and I in an ancient monastery off the coast of Cannes
My mom and I outside our hotel in Paris!
All of us at our amazing dinner (Eiffel Tower in background!)